Look pedal disclaimer

I read everything. My parents used to make fun of me when, for lack of anything better to do, I would read the cereal box labels at breakfast.

So I read EULAs, and privacy policies, and all that stuff people count on you not reading. I came across a gem today, in the disclaimer for a replacement cleat for my clipless pedal.

LOOK declines, within legal limits, all responsibilities in the event of direct or indirect damage resulting from an incident involving its products. In certain countries or regions, limitation of responsibility for injury resulting from material or immaterial damage is illegal. The previous paragraph therefore would not apply.

Wait, what?

So a) if crazed EPO-freak cyclists go on a killing rampage in your town, Look wants you to know that they take no responsibility for either their superior mobility and pedal power or the indirect effects of the spree.
b) unless it's illegal to say that. Then pretend we didn't just say that, though we pretty clearly just did.

I love the semi-lawerly slinking tone.

c) technically, "previous paragraph" is the warning that the "Good operating guarantee" only applies to products made by Look International, thus leaving the illegal disclaiming of responsibility intact.