I'm an idiot

In case you weren't already of that opinion

My resume's got all kinds of impressive, huge stuff, doing anti-fraud measures that saved millions of dollars, building out cryptography systems, whatever.

I can't get my Aeropress to make good coffee. I'm baffled. I think this means I get sent back to coffee from crystals or something.

Seriously, it's
- ground beans
- hot water
- a plunger

And all I've gotten out of it so far is some really weak stuff I wouldn't use to water a plant. I'm ashamed of myself.