Two new stories up today

Yay! Unless you don't want free short stories.

"Conversations with and about my electric toothbrush" An electronic toothbrush longs for more. Hijinks ensue.

"The Failure and Success of Collaborative Dating" - our hero takes his newly-single support group along on an important date, with horrible and wonderful consequences. It's a little bit inspired by Cory Doctorow's "Down and Out in the Magic Kingdom".